12:05am - Remember when you told me to take that nap? WELL NOW I CAN’T SLEEP AND I’M BLAMING YOU!!!!
12:07am - I’M GONNA POOP ON EVERYTHING YOU LIKE.
12:08am - I’M GONNA PAY A HORSE TO BITE YOU!
12:09am - I’M GONNA TRAIN AN UGLY MONKEY TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND!!!
12:11am - I’M GONNA HIRE A CHARMELEON TO BURN DOWN ALL THE HOSPITALS IN THE AREA AND THEN I’M GONNA ROUGH YOU UP!!!
12:12am - I’M GONNA THROW ALL YOUR XMAS PRESENTS INTO LAKE WINNEBAGO AND MAKE YOU WATCH AND THEN MAKE YOU GO GET THEM IN A BOAT WITH A HOLE IN IT!!!
12:13am - I’M GONNA CLONE YOUR CATS AND THEN RELEASE A BUNCH OF THE CLONES INTO YOUR HOUSE SO YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHO THE ORIGINALS ARE!!!
12:14am - I’M GONNA SELL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO THE CIRCUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
12:15am - I’M GONNA COURT YOU UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AND THEN BREAK YOUR HEART BY LEAVING YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN NAMED TINA.
12:16am - I’M GONNA CALL IN BOMB THREATS AND SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION ON ALL YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS.
12:18am - I’M GONNA STEAL YOUR VOICE LIKE A SEA WITCH AND THEN TRY TO MARRY THE MAN YOU LOVE AND EAT YOUR FRIEND CRAB!
12:20am - Anyway, I think the Nyquil is really kicking in now. Good night! I love you!…….and beware……
