It’s cool that you like TOMS shoes and all, I get that they’re in fashion and reasonably comfortable, but let’s stop pretending like you’re doing anything good for the world by wearing them. 

TOMS is fantastic at marketing, but it’s really shitty at actually providing needed aid to the communities it claims to help.

In conclusion, shut up about your fucking shoes.

Love,

Me (and any person who did even an ounce of research on TOMS)